Archive for October, 2012

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October 31, 2012

I was lazy. I didn’t want to mess with people today. I was not dressed for the world to see. So I pulled into the drug store drive through to pick up a prescription. I pressed the call button and instantly like a message in a bottle the drug was delivered to me and all I had to do is reach through the open window of my car.

Call it easy and convenient or is it eliminating contact? 

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October 30, 2012

So a sixty something year old woman walks up to the counter of a Marshall’s department store with a purchase and the 20 year old clerk says, “Mam, you have panache and swank like I have never in this store.” To that the lady replies boldly, “Why thank you young man, does this purchase come with a fashion discount for a senior citizen?”